Today's Joke Thread

[dgridley]

Troy Aikman, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Cowboys flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Troy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Troy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Title Towel.

Troy looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been a dominant QB in the NFL and I've led my team to a number of glorious victories as well."

God said "So what do you want to know, Troy?"

"Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Troy, that's not Brett Favre's house, it's mine."

[dgridley]

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for the catch weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday.

This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch, and sent a spy dressed in green and gold to check it out.

This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs., and the Vikings still had zero. So, the Vikings asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Oh yes, they were cheating! They were drilling holes in the ice!"

[kookookachoo]

OUR FARVE
WHO ART IN LAMBEAU
HALLOWED BE THINE ARM
THE BOWL WILL COME
IT WILL BE WON
IN NEW ORLEANS AS IT IS IN LAMBEAU
GIVE US THIS SUNDAY
OUR WEEKLY WIN
AND GIVE US MANY TOUCHDOWN PASSES
BUT DO NOT LET OTHERS PASS AGAINST US
LEAD US NOT ON FRUSTRATION
BUT DELIVER US TO BOURBON STREET
FOR THINE IS THE M.V.P THE BEST OF THE
N.F.C AND THE GLORY OF ALL THE CHEESE HEADS
NOW AND FOR EVER
AMEN